If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animated contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms, crouch down and lick the hands of those who feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you. May posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. -Samuel Adams
Ignorance, apathy, and indifference pave the road to tyranny.
He who would sacrifice freedom for security will end up with neither. -Ben Franklin
Rebellion to tyranny, is the natural manure of the tree of liberty. -Thomas Jefferson.
Socialized medicine hotline – 1-800-YOU-DEAD
I called dial-a-joke and got the new socialized hospital.
Under socialism you have two choices: take it or leave it.
UNDERTAKERS FOR SOCIALIZED MEDICINE – WE’LL MAKE A KILLING!
Welcome to Uncle Sam’s clinic – Satisfaction or your MUMMY back.
We promise what we can’t deliver.
The Government’s new motto: How can we fool them today.
Socialism – the equal distribution of MISERY.
Government has no heart or soul.
Socialized Emergency kit – aspirin and a bandaid.
Give me liberty, not meth.
Socialism – putting patients on death row.
Socialism is great if you don’t need a doctor.
There’s Free cheese in a mousetrap.
Along with shekels come shackles.
Socialism is well balanced – there’s problems everywhere.
If at first socialism doesn’t succeed – LIE, LIE AGAIN.
Government health care will raise suffering to a higher level.
Socialism cures one disease – nobody will die of old age.
Socialism – the duty to die for the greater good.
Socialism – the John Bobbit approach – Let’s put it together and see if it works.
Socialism – for a bad cough, take a laxative – you’ll be afraid to cough.
For Constipation – a picture of Nancy Pelosi – It’ll scare the crap out of you.
Feed a fever, starve a cold – the government can only afford a cold.
If you don’t have a hernia you’re not carrying your share of the load.
Socialism is like a hospital gown – you think you’re covered but you’re not.
Government coverage is like trying to cover a football field with a beach towel.
Socialized Dentist – for a toothache – smash your thumb – you’ll forget about the toothache
For indigestion – poke yourself in the eye – you’ll forget about your stomach ache.
Socialism is managed money, not managed care.
Socialized eye doctor – for double vision shut one eye.
For High blood pressure – cut yourself and bleed to reduce the pressure.
Government promises free care cradle to grave, basket to casket, womb to the tomb.
Condoms aren’t safe – I tried one and got hit by a bus.
Government doctor never lost a patient – he knew where they were all buried.
Four out of five doctors give 80% of the care and that isn’t fair.
Everyone gets average care – average is the best of the lousiest and lousiest of the best.
You can have your head in the refrigerator and feet in the oven and on ave you’re OK.
You can drown wading across a stream that averages 2 ½ feet deep.
If your time’s not up even a socialist doctor can’t kill you.
For constipation the government recommends the Big Bathroom book.
Socialists slogan: there’s no problem so big it can’t be covered up.
The good news is you’re young at heart, the bad news is your liver’s shot.
Government doctor cuts off wrong leg: Patient is hopping mad.
God heals and the government collects the fee.
Government will cure the poor people the fastest.
Is life worth living – that depends on the liver.
If you’re really sick – your socialist doctor will touch up your x-rays.
I got a kidney transplant from a bedwetter.
Patient had bad kidneys – socialist doctor could tell due to rusty zipper and yellow tennis shoes.
If you have six months to live and can’t pay, socialist doctors will give you another 6 months.
Money may not buy health, but it will pay for a govt research team to study the problem.
Government wants to solve the problems THEY CREATED.
Government health care – like asking the Mafia to fight crime.
Government health care – like asking Madonna to teach abstinence education.
Government mental care – the lunatics are guarding the asylum
Govt health care is like the wolves guarding the henhouse.
Don’t give the govt the keys to your health = change the locks.
Government health care – Taking the bitter with the sour.
Socialism = we put the suck in successful health care.
Socialism – for a bright future all doctors will get sunglasses.
Government health care opportunity: Invest in anti-depressants.
Socialism – when nameless, faceless, heartless bureaucrats are the coach of the doctor.
In L.A you get bleached hair, silicone breasts and all natural childbirth.
Socialism will scare you half to death twice.
Alcohol only kills certain brain cells – the ones that cause good sense, shame, and restraint.
Dr. Kavorkian retired – wanted to quit when it stopped being fun.
Socialized medicine – to save money, share a hearse.
Entrepreneur of the year: “Do it yourself caskets.”
Government only pays for the tricks of the trade, the trade is too expensive.
The impersonal hand of government can never replace the personal hand of a physician.
Freedom lifts doctors and patients from the quicksand of injustice, to the solid rock of opportunity.
Government knows the cost of everything and the value of NOTHING.
Government does not have the compassion of Mother Teresa.
Government statistics are only accurate 68% of the time.
Right to health care to the Right to die to the Duty to die for the greater good. = the slippery slope.
Government doctors won’t be the sharpest quills in the porcupine.
Socialist motto: “If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”
Socialism = “If you tell a big enough lie, and tell it long enough and loud enough, the people are bound to believe it.” Adolph Hitler.
Government health care = Fascism in a white smock.
Will health care be different in the next century? No but if you call right now you may get in by then.
What if I travel and get sick? Government ask a nurse: “You really shouldn’t do that.”
What if I want alternative treatment? Govt. ask a nurse: “You will need alternative forms of payment.”
Do all diagnostic tests require precertification? Govt. ask a nurse: “No, only those you need.”
I think I need a specialist but my GP insists he can handle a heart transplant in his office. Can they really do that? Ask a Govt nurse: “Hard to say, but you’re only risking a $20 co-pay, there’s no harm in giving it a shot.”
The Government health care rationing plan has nothing to do with health care, and everything to do with getting doctors to volunteer to become slaves and patients to become wards of the state.
Of Hillary’s 1,342 page health care scheme, only 17 talk about health care, the rest talks about how the government will administer the plan. President Obama has learned never to publish details until it’s voted on. This is government transparency –
Patient Power
No government run medicine
No socialized medicine
Patients in Charge
My Doctor Works for Me!
Government - Keep Your hands off my health care.
I can control my health care dollar better than any insurance company.
I can control my health care dollar better than government.
Help the poor, I can take care of myself.
I can’t afford everyone else’s health care.
My HSA has saved me money
My HSA makes my doctor listen.
46 million uninsured – who are you kidding?
A bankruptcy every 30 seconds? – Do the MATH – it can’t be that high!
Don’t tax my soda pop to pay for health care.
Don’t ration my care.
Don’t ration my care bro!
I don’t want a cookbook doc - I want a real doc!
Cookbooks are for chefs – not doctors.
No committees in the operating room.
I don’t want to wait for my surgery.
More Cancer Survivors in the US than Britain.
Cut my health Care Tax – Don’t raise it.
40 years of
-Government Care
-Managed Care
-medical inflation
Government and Big Insurance
We Tried it Your way
It Didn’t work!
Medicare - $84 trillion reasons to say no to government health care
Oxymoron: Efficient Government Medicine
Want Government Medicine? Move to Canada.
If America Socializes Medicine, where will Canadians go?
Socialized Medicine – American Style!
Electronic Medical Records Threaten My Privacy!
I am my doctor’s boss- not a committee
Congress – Don’t make Health Care Promises You Can’t Keep!
Congress – We won’t let you mess up Our Medical Care!
My doctor reports to me – not congress.
Why die waiting for heart surgery?
My Dollar
My Doctor
My Decisions
Can’t see your doctor – thank Congress!
Mandate this!
Expensive Health Insurance – a Mandate I can live without!
I can’t wait a year to see my doctor.
Government – help the poor. We can do the rest.
Stop Government Take Over of Health Care
Stop Socialized Medicine
Born Free - Died Waiting For Health Care
Health Care: A State’s Rights Issue
Obama’s Plan: Never Mind What It Costs & Don’t Read It
Clinging to My God, My Guns, and My Health Care
State Governors - Please Stop the Take Over of America
Has Anyone in Congress Read the Constitution
Free Health Care Will Cost You Your Freedom
New Plan: I Pay For My Health Care & You Pay For Yours
Radical Concept: Free Market Health Care
Obama Doesn’t Want to Run Health Care or GM or Chrysler or AIG .....
Government is not the Health Care Solution it’s the Health Care Problem
How Long Before I Can Take the Pregnancy Test?
Obama’s Birth Certificate - No One has Read It Either
Why is an Undocumented Worker Socializing Health Care for Other Undocumented Workers
Individual Rights! Not Medical Slavery!
First, We Protest...
Obama Care - Its To Die For
Obama Care - So Good You’ll Just Die
Obama Care - Arsenic For Seniors
New Health Plan: Protect the Unborn
Obama Care - Late Term Abortion
Health Care You Can Believe in - Late Term Abortion
Progressives - Just How Many Einsteins Have You Aborted?
The Slacker Shall Not Eat The Bread or Wear the Raiment of the Laborer -(Jesus Christ)
If You Think Health Care is Expensive Now, Wait Until It's Free
Throw Socialized Medicine Out & Throw The Bums Out Too
Fix Medicaid Before You Worry About Nationalized Health Care
Investigate Acorn or Get Out of Congress
If You do not Believe in the Constitution Find a New Country
If You Believe in the Constitution Why Would You Support Socialized Medicine
Please Don't Help Me With Health Care! I Can't Afford It!
Don't Expect Wicked Men to Pass Good Laws
Don't Expect Evil Men to Pass Godly Laws
Don't Expect Wicked Men to Pass Moral Laws
We Are God’s Stewards: What God Has Given Us Let No Man Take Away
No Nationalization of Anything!
Free Health Care Is NOT FREE
Free Health Care Will Cost You Your Country
Stop Mucking With Health Care Until You Have Read The Constitution
Too Much Government - Too Little Freedom
Will ACORN Pay Us to Protest Nationalized Health Care?
Give ½ of Acorn’s Money to Conservatives or Take it All Back
Who Will Pay For This Bill?
Stop Bowing & Start Listening
If You Don’t Love The Constitution of this Great Land then Leave
Laws Governing Health Care Belong to the States
Get the Federal Government Out of Health Care
Throw the Bums Out with the Socialized Medicine Bath Water
America's Most Dangerous Enemy: The Mainstream Media
State’s Rights! Not Socialized Medicine
Don’t Socialize Anything
If You are a Socialist You are not an American
Thank God for the 2nd Amendment
Socialized Medicine Is a Historical Failure
You Can’t Name One Country Where Socialized Medicine Works
What God Has Given Us Let No Man Take Away
Depose Tyranny! Stop Nationalized Health Care!
The Constitution Is Not Multiple Choice
Health Care, Education, Welfare, Marriage, Labor Laws: All State’s Rights Issues: Back Off Washington
BIAS Instead of Fair & Balanced
You Think You Feel Sick Now, Just Wait Until You Get the Bill
We Can’t Afford Free Health Care
Show Us the Bill!!
Socialism: Equality in Poverty
Cadillac Health Care for Congress - Unicycle Health Care for us